Yes, we know I'm evil and I don't come here often enough, but I've decided it's time to stop being a good girl and let my freak flag fly. I'm going to say what I want and do what I want and damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead, etc. etc.
But you already do that, Sister Krissie, you say. I know, I know, and I've gotten into a lot of trouble for it over the years. But you know, that's one good thing about getting older - it puts everything in perspective, and things that were devastating a few years ago are now worth nothing more than a "fuck it."
Yes, it's my birthday. Time to make all sorts of resolutions and clean up my diet and my house and my work space and ... no, that's for the New Year, isn't it? Maybe today my motto should be "let them eat cake." So go out and treat yourself to a piece of cake - it's an international holiday, the 68th year in the Reign of Her Holiness, the baroness Anastasia Kristina Margarethe Elise Eugenie Stuart del Ohlroggio (better known as moi). Despite my many flaws, I still believe the world is a much more glorious place for having me in it.
In the immortal words of Bill and Ted: Be excellent to each other, and party on, dudes!